| Team Name | Team Members: | Combined Weight |
Manager(s) | Finisher(s) |
| Absolute Power | Jack Daniels | 498 | Johno McCarthy | Absolutely Devistating |
| Evan Douglas | ||||
| Air Rage | Jonathan Collins | 410 | Helena Benes-Collins | The Falling Sky |
| MISSLE | ||||
| Amerikas Most Wanted | Haywood Jublome | 466 | - | Coup De Gras |
| Smirtdogg | ||||
| Apocolypse Now | Bazooka Joe | 525 | Cassandra James | Biblical Proportions |
| The Main Event | ||||
| Bad Mojo | "The Colonel" Sean Sanders | 388 | - | Bad Mojo |
| "El Feroz" Jesus Velarde | ||||
| The C-Notes | Chris Kanyon | 509 | - | Payday |
| Grady Smith | ||||
| The Dynasty | Erik Draven | 553 | - | Mindwipe/Sweet Chin Music |
| Shawn Michaels | ||||
| The Fucking Fuckers | Chris Kage | 452 | Penelope Jiminez | All Fucked Up |
| Robert Orr | ||||
| The Loco Lude Luchas | 'Pretty Boy' Ramon Marteen | 475 | Fine Healthy STD's | The Impregnate Plex |
| 'Sexy' Sammy Sanchez | ||||
| Olde School Revolution | Ian Armstrong | 507 | The Mulet | Snap Our Fingers, Break Your Hips |
| Olde Man Rivers | ||||
| The Otherside | "Electrifying" Chris Beckett | 446 | - | The Otherside |
| "The Foundation" Alexander Harmston | ||||
| The Pragging Praggers | "American Psycho" Lunatikk Crippler | 600 | - | The Trials and Tribulations of Wanda Sykes |
| "Playboy" Harrison Phillips | ||||
| Reality Check | The Real Deal | 473 | - | Rude Awakening |
| X-Calibur | ||||
| Rebels Without a Cause | Billy Mills | 571 | - | Rebel Rocker |
| Charles Rebel | ||||
| Split Infinitive | 'The Elite' Ray Willmott | 500 | - | Double Negative |
| Harvey Knox | ||||
| Two Smooth | Terry Conklin | 525 | - | The Ron Powlus |
| Shawn Copeland |